Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.
I would read this
OH MY GOD
Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi
And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.
they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’
It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.
Tag: taika waititi
okay but if they aren’t using any of carrie’s scenes in episode ix, then they need to do a time jump, and in that time jump they need to establish that leia died doing something peaceful bc after a whole life of heroics, she deserves a rest
also, rey and finn have been jedi training together with maz, finn and poe are now dating, rose was initially sad that finn chose poe but then started dating rey and her whole world lit up, kyle ron is running the first order into the ground, and hux has started feeding the resistance information bc he’s so fed up with kyle’s shit, and more stormtroopers have deserted the first order to join finn and the resistance
Every single damn thing about this is perfect please write ep. 9
alternately, since i suck at writing screenplays, i give all my ideas to taika waititi and he gives us the
gayestgreatest star wars we’ve ever seen
andtheytoldustotellyouhello 