same – andtheytoldustotellyouhello

kyraneko:

bpdbot:

thesaurio:

bpdbot:

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

Now I’ve got a harpoon

I’m all ready, you see

Now my problems are going

To have problems with me

neuroticgaymusings:

gaycism:

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

pinenuttrekkie:

httyd fandom a few years earlier: haha wouldn’t it be just so heartbreaking if they opened the final movie with “there were dragons when I was a boy”? haha, it’ll never happen though

httyd 3 trailer: there were dragons when I was a boy

httyd fandom:

ennui-girl:

witch-of-habonim-dror:

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

nyxetoile:

sixpenceee:

“A friend of mine who lives in Bergamo, Italy sent me a pic of a carousel that caught fire in her town. It’s eerily beautiful.”

Picture by
Satan_is_my_Username

I appreciate that this person’s friend saw this and thought “My friend will like this, I should get a picture.”

misa-nthropy:

obligatorysherlockblog:

lora-lovegood:

drubtwopointoh:

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

probablymetarpgideas:

karadin:

kaleighbytheway:

just-shower-thoughts:

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

San Jose councilman

Lan Diep sworn into office with his Captain America Shield

Reblogging for that last bit