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#idris elba looks like good cologne smells

finnglas:

finnglas:

finnglas:

like, i don’t have any opinions on blake shelton

and i’m a lesbian so i’ll admit maybe i’m not the person to ask

but i feel like, in a world where ezra miller and oscar isaac and john boyega and jason momoa and michael freaking hudson exist

how did he get voted sexiest man alive

like, my condolences to the families of Rick Mora and Luke Evans and Zack McGowan

i didn’t even know they died

people magazine: blake shelton

me, an intellectual: martin sensmeier

As a non lesbian, I concur.

poetry-protest-pornography:

red-streaks:

supergirltosavethegay:

Ladies in Suspenders

For @red-streaks, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARI!!!!!!!! Please don’t hate me for this.

….I have died. And then I came back to life. And then I died again.

This is a targeted attack. *fans self gayly*

thorsasgard:

Thor: Ragnarok is the most dangerous film to watch because you’re literally attracted to E V E R Y O N E.

Thor: Literal Godworthy Good Looks (the arms, people, THE ARMS)

Hela: Wears evil like a damn fine red dress.

Loki: He’s still Loki who was always easy on the eyes just enhanced with multiple flattering outfit changes.

Valkyrie: Could kick your ass and you’d thank her.

Heimdall: He’s Idris Elba and the Eyes™

It’s a bisexual’s ~~worst~~ best nightmare.