birdsagainsthumanity:

pixiefoibles:

In response to a guy mansplaining something, just say “Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.”

1) It only gets better the longer he spoke

2) Luke Skywalker would be proud

3) He’ll immediately fly to bafflement and telling you why YOU’RE wrong and HE’S right

4) Mark Hamill would be proud

5) Carrie Fisher would be proud

boob-a-chu:

thatjedirey:

altairdefiren:

thatjedirey:

MARK HAMILL DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT

She was put in the most vulnerable position, nearly naked, chained, surrounded by dangerous bounty hunters. What does she do?

Plays along, lets Jabba think he’s beaten her, and as soon as she gets her opening? She chokes him to death with the very chain he used to bind her. 

Leia is an idol. Leia is a hero.

Reblogging my own post for this comment. ❤️

Yeah, the only Damsel in Distress in the middle trilogy was Han Solo.

How much must Luke Skywalker be freaking out right now?

wilwheaton:

gingersnapwolves:

priscellie:

thefalconawakens:

bystander3:

Can you imagine?

You are moping on your island of self-imposed exile, and then this girl shows up.

  • She’s flying your best friend’s ship. The ship that Han thought he lost for ever. The ship that was stolen and passed through so many hands that he was sure he’d never see it again. The same ship that took you away from home for the first time.
  • She’s accompanied by your personal droid. The droid you left behind and abandoned. The droid that C-3PO was sure would never be the same again.
  • She holds out her hand and she’s holding your father’s light saber. The sword you were sure was lost forever. The light saber that you dropped down a bottomless air shaft on a gas giant thirty years ago. The light saber you knew you would never see again.
  • You look up and you see her eyes. Maz Kanata says that if you live long enough, you see the same eyes looking out of different faces. The girl’s face is different, but those eyes are the same. You know those eyes. They’re the eyes you thought you’d never see again.

And that’s when you know it.

You’re screwed.

They say sometimes the Force works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the Force will send you little signs. Subtle clues.

Other times, the Force will just beat you repeatedly over the head with a gigantic neon sign that says: “You can’t run away from your past anymore, Luke. I won’t let you. Look, here is your past come back to haunt you. Now deal with it.

You have no idea how much I adore this post with my whole being

I like the idea of the Force sending Luke little signs over the years that it’s time to return to his loved ones, gently increasing in intensity as he ignores them, until it finally gets fed up and shoves the events of Episode 7 into motion, finishing with a flourish of HERE’S YOUR NEW APPRENTICE, SPACE HOBO.

space hobo

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