tikkunolamorgtfo:

Just so we’re clear: People Magazine’s sadly predictable celebration of white American mediocrity aside, we all know that Idris Elba is, unequivocally, without any dispute, the sexiest man alive, right? Like, I don’t even mean this as an issue of personal preference. I am literally just making a statement of objective fact based on scientific evidence which suggests more people would hypnotically follow a pan flute-playing Idris Elba out of a village never to be seen again than any other male celebrity. 

thorsasgard:

Thor: Ragnarok is the most dangerous film to watch because you’re literally attracted to E V E R Y O N E.

Thor: Literal Godworthy Good Looks (the arms, people, THE ARMS)

Hela: Wears evil like a damn fine red dress.

Loki: He’s still Loki who was always easy on the eyes just enhanced with multiple flattering outfit changes.

Valkyrie: Could kick your ass and you’d thank her.

Heimdall: He’s Idris Elba and the Eyes™

It’s a bisexual’s worst best nightmare.