I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck
silentwalrus1: #yeah bicht!!!!!!#gimme the battle of new york with fuckin chitauri comin down and the shift manager of the times sq H&M has finally had Enough#Tracie bout to kill this alien with a traffic cone#’ JUST PRETEND THEY’RE TOURISTS’ she screams choking out goddamn Lizard Lite with her lanyard#10 feet away a park slope mom is beating an alien to death with her four year old’s knockoff eco friendly razr scooter#every single retail employee gets ten years’ worth of therapy in one day#captain america’s kill count: 83 aliens#kathleen from accounting: 94 and also her boss
Humans are biolent, angry little creatures who live under a constant state of stress and have very little sense of self preservation. #whatsmykillcount would be trending in Twitter while people posted videos on every available platform. Like honestly Earth is not the one.
You never know you’re from a Death World until somebody tries to conquer it.
If you’re gonna go down, you take out as many of them as you can. Means the next guy has a bit less shit to deal with.
I
was never into Disney. Don’t get me wrong. I love animated films and I
appreciate “The Lion King” as much as anybody, but I always found Disney
too straightforward. Too…simple.
Instead, I love what my mom unfairly calls “off-brand” cartoon
movies, particularly Don Bluth films. “All Dogs Go to Heaven” was my
all-time favorite. Then there’s “The Land Before Time,” “A Troll in
Central Park,” “The Secret of NIMH,” and even “Rock-a-Doodle.” I’m not
saying they’re objectively better than Disney, but I do prefer them.
This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture
The show will be written by Notaro and Stephanie Allynne, who are married in real life, and the project was based on an original pitch to the network by the couple.
If 12% of you guys donated just a dollar, I’d have enough to pay my rent and car and get groceries each month. Honestly, anything will help!
I don’t care how pathetic I sound. My FA didn’t come through and I need help. So, here it is. Please ignore if you must, don’t send hate and signal boost if you want. Thank you.
andtheytoldustotellyouhello 