Bad Ideas™: Part Three

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Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader

Word Count: 1.4k

Warning: casual swearing + softcore violence

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iii. cinderella and prince charming

Phase Four: Crush the Cake

This has to be, hands down, the most ridiculous thing you’ve done in your life. Lounging on the grass, whilst everyone else is sitting at a table. But, honestly, fuck the rules. Fuck decorum and social platitudes. Fuck your family. You welcome the surreptitious glances from the various guests who’ve noticed that you’re sitting on the large lawn next to the open marquee.

You giggle as you prop yourself up on your elbows. Your pastel dress is now covered in grass stains. Abandoned plates of food are at your side, and you’ve managed to swindle a bottle of champagne for the two of you. Jason, adamant that he doesn’t drink, leaves you to your bottle. You’re not drunk by any means, but you’re not one-hundred percent sober. You’re at that happy, giddy phase, just before tipsy. Just that little bit inhibited.

“So let me get this straight, your mom and your aunt are identical twin sisters and your dad married twin one and then married twin two after the first twin left him for your brother’s boyfriend?”

“10 points to Gryffindor,” you answer. “Yeah, I have a questionably evil mother and a definitely evil stepmother. Also, since I’m practically the family slave, I’m actually a modern day Cinderella.”

“Does that make me Prince Charming?” He bats his eyelashes at you.

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