rayshippouuchiha:

Sometimes my brain is a weird, silly place, so I’m sorry for this. But I had this vision of Thanos coming back to Earth and everyone still alive desperately trying to fight him, but backed into a literal corner with no hope of survival. And then, faint at first but getting louder and louder… “Guess who’s back, back again, Shady’s back, tell a friend…”

And Tony and Nebula roll up in a spaceship with their own alien army they blackmailed into their service, because hey, desperate times, and they kick names and take ass, all to the immortal lyrics of Slim Shady because the chorus of that song would fit the situation-“Now, this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me.” And Tony, Nebula, and their army wreck shit and kill Mr. Scrotum Face, and Tony takes the Soul Stone and releases all the souls that were trapped inside (I don’t know how the stones work, I just watch the MCU then read the fics you guys write to fix everything) and he tells the Spiderboy they are taking a vacay to travel the galaxy with Nebula and the Guardians. “Let’s not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a year.” And he’s in the middle of commandeering Rhodey as his first mate when Captain Sanctimonious huffs over to ask how they’re supposed to take care of the destruction they’re standing in. And Tony says, “Why ask me, Rogers? I thought you were the expert when it came to destroying things,” puts his sunglasses on CSI:Miami style, and moonwalks away.

Sometimes day dreaming is nice lol

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I AM SCREAMING