The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why – The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
“Oh Christ,” he says. “If only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.”
Dame Judi Dench stands up and cracks her knuckles. “Fine, then, if you’re all too chicken… come on, Maggie, let’s do this.”
Dame Helen Mirren is all over this. It’s her time to shine, and she is ready.
Eager to make sure the knights still have a part in the battle, Elton serenades the Dames’ victory with song, wearing his heraldic regalia from Kingsman 2.
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