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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
Over 288,000 and this is mine:
“ She stole the last twinkie from the basket and stuffed it all in her mouth before I could grab it. “Why would you do that?” “Because I’m the bad guy!”
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