1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
I literally wanna call these on my own
Or you could I don’t know act like and adult and say not interested. I mean you have to have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old to give a person a number to a loser hotlines because your not interested. Then again if your a person who legitimately considers this, I am sure you have the social skills of a dying cat and don’t need to worry about people hitting on you.
You sound male.
Someone needs to link them to that post that has all the news articles about women who were beaten and murdered for turning down men.
Or I could just tell them about the time I had to pretend to be my own sister’s girlfriend at a party to get Creepy Dude to stop following her around AFTER he’d done it for almost an hour. You want to talk about gross on two counts.
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